Each episode, we choose a favorite obscure or semi-obscure horror movie, and run it down, scene by scene filling in plot hole, and connecting dropped story threads where they might occur...
Episodes
Saturday Mar 22, 2025
Saturday Mar 22, 2025
Without a doubt, this is the best movie ever to feature James Earl Jones wearing a Locust mascot costume.
Friday Mar 14, 2025
Friday Mar 14, 2025
This movie is a case study in how a generic title combined with a bad poster can sink even the best of movies into obscurity. How this thing isn't talked about CONSTANTLY is a downright tragedy.
Thursday Feb 27, 2025
Friday Feb 14, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
Remember telephones? Well, if you do, there were these numbers you could call for psychics, sex talk, or drunken Santas. As it turns out, like the majority of capitalist enterprises, they were run by the devil. Join Matt and Tristan for the eighties best phone-based-satan movie, 976-Evil.
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Thursday Jan 23, 2025
Crime is the disease, he's the cure. He's going to inoculate society with a vaccine made of bullets. He's putting a cast on society's broken leg. A cast of punching. He's going to treat society's plantar fasciitis by pouring gas on it and setting it on fire. Matt and Tristan watch the Cannon films masterpiece, Cobra.
Friday Jan 10, 2025
Friday Jan 10, 2025
In a town where lawnmowers are outlawed, one outlaw rises to cut lawns to a uniform height. Matt and Tristan talk about Lawnmower man.
Friday Dec 27, 2024
Friday Dec 27, 2024
In this Stephen King classic, several terrible Maine accents battle for supremacy in a mill full of rats.
Friday Dec 06, 2024
Friday Dec 06, 2024
Evil Dead wind travels from Africa to Florida (Actually still Africa) to pop the heads off some folks who are just trying to enjoy their Voodoo in peace. Also, a guy is going through a divorce. Surprisingly more is said about that than the head popping.
Friday Nov 22, 2024
Friday Nov 22, 2024
Not to crib a more successful podcast's thing, but I honestly can't figure out how this got made. I don't hate it, but it is so deeply weird, and I believe there are no more than 2 actual professional actors in it. Also it has better SFX than movies with fifty million dollar budgets. Truly inexplicable, but worth checking out.