When failing stock broker Brian hits rock bottom after literally failing at every aspect of his life except being hot and having a hot wife he decides to take stock tips from his creepy occultist landlord's ouija board. After his stock purchases lead him to murder a loan shark and his goon, he tries to destroy the board,  it electrocutes him, and hijacks his body. Now it's a wacky race against time to get his body back. Join Matt, Tristan, and Nargor and his Cult of Fertility as they dissect the Satanic stock trading romp, Witchboard 3 : The Posession. 

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Fun Box Monster Podcast #65 Witchboard 2 : The Devil’s Doorway (1993)

May 6, 2020

After a Ouija board (or for copyright reasons, "Witchboard") falls out of the closet of her new loft apartment, accountant and aspiring artist Paige becomes obsessed with solving the murder of a woman who's spirit is stuck in her building because she might have been murdered there.

That's cool and all, but I guess all you really need to know about this movie is that there's a scene in which a wrecking ball kills a hippie and demolishes her microbus. 

Join Matt and Tristan as they get progressively entrapped by the off-brand Ouija board that is Witchboard 2 : The Devil's Doorway. 

 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #64 Witchboard (1986)

April 29, 2020

When stereotypical frat douche Brandon whips out his ouija board at a fancy dress party, no surprise, it brings the festivities to a screeching halt faster than if he'd started playing that one Everlast song on an acoustic guitar. In addition to killing the party's vibe, he also summons a dead axe murdering psycho who used to live in the house, all while emasculating Tawny Kitaen's new boyfriend by insulting him while giving Tawny weird limp handed back-rubs. It's a showdown for the fate of her soul pitting the goodness of a dude who only proves himself to not be a sociopath around minute 65, and the evil of a boardgame available at Walmart. Buckle into your Shelby Cobra, set your shower to extra hot, and join Tristan and Matt to enjoy the type of horror that only Parker Brothers can provide, in 1986's classic film Witchboard. TTFN!

Fun Box Monster Podcast #63 Dr. Giggles (1992) Social Distancing Zoom Edition!

April 21, 2020

When the residents of a small Oregon town Freddy Krueger the local doctor for harvesting hearts to repair his dead wife, lil baby Dr Giggles escapes the murder mob by hiding inside the corpse of his dead mother. He gets caught at age 7 and put into a mental institution where he gets his doctorate in giggology. Eventually he escapes and returns to his home town to punish random people who had nothing to do with his father's death. Join Matt and Tristan as they talk in fun robot voices over Zoom. This one sounds like shit, but it's fun and you haven't talked to another human for weeks. You probably don't remember what people sound like. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast Special Self-Isolation Episode : Freeway Maniac (1989)

March 23, 2020

Traumatized by seeing his mother having sex with a low rent Andrew Dice Clay, Arthur goes bonkers and kills them both. Thanks to a combination high protein asylum food, and regular exercise, Arthur grows up to be a huge pro-wrestler sized spree killer. He kills a ton of people, but gets obsessed with the one that got away. She happens to be an actress shooting a sci-fi movie in the desert, which allows them to showcase some terrible costumes, and some amazing Gahan Wilson monsters. As we're in the midst of a global apocalypse, Matt was unavailable, so Tristan is joined by his wife Michelle for this very special episode of The Fun Box Monster Podcast. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #62 : Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama (1988)

March 11, 2020

Sorority Babes is an example of a movie. Join Matt, Tristan, and special guest Brandon Kawashima for a podcast which discusses it. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #61 Night of the Comet (1984)

March 4, 2020

     Have you ever seen Omega Man and wished it was full of Valley Girls? I may have a film for you.

     On the night of the return of the comet that killed the dinosaurs, our hero Reggie is too busy playing Tempest and getting busy to go out and watch. This, combined with the steel shielding in the building saved her from a fate of becoming either a pile of dust, or one of what seems like maybe 3 zombies in all of LA. As zombie movies go, not really such a bad deal for our heroes. But like every other movie ever made, the true monster...is man. So barricade yourself in your steel-lined bunker, steal some Twizzlers, grab your Mac 10 from that weapons depot that all the teens know bout and join Tristan and Matt for Night Of The Comet. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #60 Ghoulies 3 : Ghoulies go to College (1991)

February 19, 2020

If you like Richard Kind making ADR poop jokes, I've got a movie for you. If you like your kids movies peppered with murder and nudity, I have a movie for you. If you like a movie that starts in the toilet and never really leaves, I've got a movie for you. So, put on your yanking crown, fill your squirt gun with goofy glue, and join Matt and Tristan as they shove their heads into the demonic toilet that is, Ghoulies 3. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #59 The Initiation (1984)

February 5, 2020

In the final entry in our Mall Madness Month here at the Fun Box Monster Podcast, we take a trip to The Fairchild Building for a sorority prank gone wrong epic. Kelly is a troubled young lady pledging an upscale sorority. For Hell Week she and her fellow pledges are tasked with stealing the clothes off a security guard in her father's store, which is 20 stories tall, and approximately 50 square miles of retail space. People die, secrets are revealed and recycled soap opera plots are shamelessly unleashed. Get your roller-skates strapped on, shave yourself the weirdest pencil thin mustache in cinema history, and join Matt and Tristan for the many twists and turns of The Initiation. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #58 Chopping Mall (1986)

January 30, 2020

With a name like Chopping Mall I expect one thing. Savings. Rock bottom pricing on name brands. And we get it. Plus, some scenes of robots murdering sexy teens. But mostly savings. So break up your furniture store sex party, set fire to your gas cans, and steer clear of that paint store, because that thing's a death trap...and join Matt and Tristan for Chopping Mall. 

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