Fun Box Monster Podcast

Fun Box Monster Podcast: #155 Psycho Cop (1989)

Psycho Cop is the story of...honestly who cares. He's a psycho cop and kills people.

 

 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #154 Night Wars (1988)

We're talking about the Freddy meets Rambo mash-em-up Night Wars. Or Nightwars. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #153 Ghost in the Machine (1993)

This week on the Fun Box Monster Podcast: That lady from Raiders of the Lost Ark does battle with a murderous screensaver. Things to be scared of: CAT Scan machines, Computers, Microwaves & Microwave Dinners, The Internet, Strangers, Dishwashers, and Misused 90's Hip-hop Jargon. Join Matt at Tristan for the best horror movie based on a Police album since Wes Craven's Zenyatta Mondatta. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #152 Phantasm Ravager (2016)

We bid a tearful farewell to the Phantasm franchise. Does this answer everything and fill every plot hole? Of course it does. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #142 Phantasm: Oblivion 4 (1998)

For real. This is the episode where we explain everything. All of the Phantasm movies make sense now. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast: #141 Phantasm 3

Three times the Phantasm. Phantasm Summer Continues!

Fun Box Monster Podcast #149 Phantasm 2 (1988)

Following the tried and true eighties sequel tradition of taking a successful, well made horror movie and Rambofying it by at least three hundred percent, Phantasm 2 is a Jolt Cola fueled pile of confusing and amazing banana-pants nonsense. 

I declare that a new law, (The Phantasm 2 Accord) states that any movies made with weapons should be forced to double the number of barrels or stabbing implements on their weapons for each sequel.  Friday the 13th part 12? More like "The one where Jason gets a twelve bladed machete." 
The main plot of the new James Bond movie revolves around how he's having terrible hip dysplasia from carrying a 27 barreled handgun in his pocket. 

Sit yourself down with a nice big bowl of runny vanilla pudding and enjoy the longest episode of the Fun Box Monster Podcast ever as Matt and Tristan gush (like a Graver with a Sentinel Sphere stuck in their head) about the eighties masterpiece Phantasm 2. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #148 Phantasm (1979)

You play a good game BOOOOOOOYYYYY, but the game is finished. You die. What was the game the boy was playing? Where does this tall guy come from? Who does Mike think he is whipping dirt-bike shiddies in a cemetery? Who is the old lady? What's with all the other random ladies? Why an ice cream truck? So the teleportation device is just a tuning fork? Why are they waiting so long to drop the little Jawa guys into the other dimension, are they brining in a pickling solution?  Shouldn't Reggie be playing the electric guitar for that lead part? Join Matt and Tristan as they definitively answer these questions and more for the first time ever on the first of our Phantasm episodes. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #147 : Memorial Valley Massacre (1988)

Probably the best wacky comedy-slasher-lifetime drama to feature a caveman killing tens of campers with death-traps I've ever seen. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #146 Prison (1987)

Alright new meat. I'm only gonna say this once. You're in the hoosegow now. Your mommy isn't here. Except for you Tommy. Tommy's mommy works in the office as the prison accountant. Her name's Dina and she's a real caution. But everyone else, your mommy's aren't here. So sit down and listen to this here podcast and everything will go as smooth as a pint of grandma's old fashioned Alabama corn-smothered pig cracklins. But act up, and you'll see that I can make things tougher than a barbecued polecat that doesn't have my grandma's Alabama corn-smothered pig cracklins on it. 

 So join Matt and Tristan for 1987's Prison, or spend a week in the hole. It's your choice. Probably a coin-flip for most people.