Fun Box Monster Podcast

Fun Box Monster Podcast #159 Amityville 3-D (1983)

Just when you thought the Amityville movies couldn't fit any more D, here comes Amityville 3-D to rub your face in your despicable naivety. You know the story, but this time in addition to the extra D, this we get Meg Ryan and Aunt Becky wandering around, plus a sad divorced couple! If you think that's exciting, hold on to your seats for the plumbing issues in the upstairs bathroom sink. Also, a guy has a piano and doesn't play it. Just really great stuff. Join Matt and Tristan as they discuss the best(?) Amityville movie without a dollhouse, Amityville 3-D. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #158 Amityville II The Possession (1982)

When the ickiest man in all of Long Island moves into everyone's favorite murder house with his family, he continues to be icky. When his horrible son shows up, he's horrible. The men of this family are so horrible and icky it's hard to see events unfolding any differently in a non-haunted house. But with the haunting it adds flies and some pretty sweet demon makeup which helps to make you forget about how gross everyone is. So join Matt and Tristan for a movie full of themes so unpleasant that any sane comedy podcast would probably skip over it and just do the 3-d one, Amityville 2: The Possession. 

 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #157 Psycho 2

Norman is feeling much better after his "incident" a few years back, so the federal, state and city courts, lawyers, and police drop everything they are doing to make sure that Norman gets back to his old life as quickly as possible. They get him a part time job, they've hired a manger to keep his family motel running. His psychiatrist visits him once a day at minimum. The roads and bridges in this town are falling to pieces, but it can't be helped. Those funds are desperately needed to keep Norman in toasted cheese sandwiches. Join Matt and Tristan as they discuss the unfairly maligned sequel that will make you think twice before moving into the home of a notorious serial killer, Psycho 2. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #156 Psycho Cop 2 (1992)

If you thought you knew Psycho Cop...think again. He's back with a whole new image for the nineties! He's rollerblading to the local store to pick up a six-pack of Zima to wash down his Bigfoot Pizza while watching all new episodes of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. It was made in the nineties is what I'm getting at. Other than that, it's your same old buddy PC, killing folks for increasingly oblique crimes. Join Tristan and Matt as they talk about the best stair-case based film in recent memory, Psycho Cop 2. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast: #155 Psycho Cop (1989)

Psycho Cop is the story of...honestly who cares. He's a psycho cop and kills people.

 

 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #154 Night Wars (1988)

We're talking about the Freddy meets Rambo mash-em-up Night Wars. Or Nightwars. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #153 Ghost in the Machine (1993)

This week on the Fun Box Monster Podcast: That lady from Raiders of the Lost Ark does battle with a murderous screensaver. Things to be scared of: CAT Scan machines, Computers, Microwaves & Microwave Dinners, The Internet, Strangers, Dishwashers, and Misused 90's Hip-hop Jargon. Join Matt at Tristan for the best horror movie based on a Police album since Wes Craven's Zenyatta Mondatta. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #152 Phantasm Ravager (2016)

We bid a tearful farewell to the Phantasm franchise. Does this answer everything and fill every plot hole? Of course it does. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast #142 Phantasm: Oblivion 4 (1998)

For real. This is the episode where we explain everything. All of the Phantasm movies make sense now. 

Fun Box Monster Podcast: #141 Phantasm 3

Three times the Phantasm. Phantasm Summer Continues!